The intellectual topic at the Johnson house tonight? Coming up with different euphemisms for “you’ve got a booger”. Par example…
Bear in the cave
Sock in the drawer
Pie in the cupboard
Cookie in the jar
Bird in the nest
Nun in the chapel
Clown in the car
Spare in the trunk
Stuffing in your turkey
Worm in the bottle
Flower in the pot
Rumble in the jungle
Chad hanging from your ballet
Parcel in the post
You’ve got mail!
Bats in the belfry
Pick in your fret
Hitchhiker in your minivan
Monster in the closet
Cork in your wine
Jehovah’s Witness at your door
…and best of all…
A Slimer in your hallway
Did we miss any?
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Zuul in your fridge
ghosts in the attic
Dude! You’ve got something green hanging out of your nose!!!!
Rebels in the hills
Bull in the chute
Terrorists on the plane
good for kids – a snack in the pantry
there is an alien in the pipe 5×5
for mustachios – a boogie on the dancefloor